This is a very dark post...People with feeble hearts better stay away...LOL
When people talk about delusions of grandeur, they normally do so in a negative, defensive manner...It is always like,"I have no delusions of grandeur, but...". It is as if they are not even proud of their delusions!
That is not the case with me.
My delusions of grandeur are rather vivid. And I entertain said delusions on almost an hourly basis.
Also, I like to believe that my delusions of grandeur are rather dynamic in nature...
That is to say, they have kept pace with my age, changing priorities, personality, the surroundings, my choices in entertainment and so on.
So, unlike when I was a kid, when all I wanted was a revolving chair and becoming Superman (complete with ability to fly and Heat vision); My delusions have modified over the years. I like to think, that the passing years have eased my illusions into realistic life goals.
That was a long time ago...
That was before I began subscribing to the philosophy of legendary villains such as Loki, Lord Voldemort, Tywin Lannister and Lex Luthor.
Now, my delusions have modified...a bit...
Though I would still like to have a revolving chair in my office (which I actually do now)...and superhuman powers are, of course welcome; I would rather have a secret lair for a residence-cum-office and a few minions/flunkies to do the chores...
Yes, I would very much like to be Dark yet benevolent (to my supporters, Duh!) Overlord.
All I need in my life now is an advanced degree and a Superhero to get the drive, who could inspire me to attain and exhibit my true potential...I am brimming with possibilities, you see.
Needless to say, the said Hero will either have to die a gruesome death or join me in my nefarious schemesas a head minion in my bid to take over the world as a Head Minion.
But he/she (I am gender neutral and plan my Dark Organisation to be an Equal Opportunity employer) doesn't have to worry.
Once he joins me, he will be entitled to retirement, gratuity and cashless medical benefits like all the other minions.
Like all other Dark Lords, I would also like an awesome, dramatic theme song/music (preferably composed by Hans Zimmer) when I enter particular settings, looking my sinister best and with my personalized Evil Maniacal Laugh:
MWAHAHA(short silence)...HAHAHA(short silence)...HAHA(continued until desired effect)
which will compulsorily be practiced as a therapy by all minions, especially in the mornings for a productive workplace and maintaining a good work-life balance.
Yes I know, I shall be a very considerate Dark Lord...
When people talk about delusions of grandeur, they normally do so in a negative, defensive manner...It is always like,"I have no delusions of grandeur, but...". It is as if they are not even proud of their delusions!
That is not the case with me.
My delusions of grandeur are rather vivid. And I entertain said delusions on almost an hourly basis.
Also, I like to believe that my delusions of grandeur are rather dynamic in nature...
That is to say, they have kept pace with my age, changing priorities, personality, the surroundings, my choices in entertainment and so on.
So, unlike when I was a kid, when all I wanted was a revolving chair and becoming Superman (complete with ability to fly and Heat vision); My delusions have modified over the years. I like to think, that the passing years have eased my illusions into realistic life goals.
That was a long time ago...
That was before I began subscribing to the philosophy of legendary villains such as Loki, Lord Voldemort, Tywin Lannister and Lex Luthor.
Now, my delusions have modified...a bit...
Though I would still like to have a revolving chair in my office (which I actually do now)...and superhuman powers are, of course welcome; I would rather have a secret lair for a residence-cum-office and a few minions/flunkies to do the chores...
Yes, I would very much like to be Dark yet benevolent (to my supporters, Duh!) Overlord.
All I need in my life now is an advanced degree and a Superhero to get the drive, who could inspire me to attain and exhibit my true potential...I am brimming with possibilities, you see.
Needless to say, the said Hero will either have to die a gruesome death or join me in my nefarious schemesas a head minion in my bid to take over the world as a Head Minion.
But he/she (I am gender neutral and plan my Dark Organisation to be an Equal Opportunity employer) doesn't have to worry.
Once he joins me, he will be entitled to retirement, gratuity and cashless medical benefits like all the other minions.
Like all other Dark Lords, I would also like an awesome, dramatic theme song/music (preferably composed by Hans Zimmer) when I enter particular settings, looking my sinister best and with my personalized Evil Maniacal Laugh:
MWAHAHA(short silence)...HAHAHA(short silence)...HAHA(continued until desired effect)
which will compulsorily be practiced as a therapy by all minions, especially in the mornings for a productive workplace and maintaining a good work-life balance.
Yes I know, I shall be a very considerate Dark Lord...
